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My smart wife: Unplugged







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Sometimes, we all need a break from these little glowing boxes. How do you know when it’s time to unplug? What do you do to make it happen?
Photographers, artists, poets: show us UNPLUGGED.


I have a smart wife now
And so do millions of others
She is decked in her best outfit
And she has a feather touch

Everyone ogles
Cuddles and fondles her
They run their fingers over her
And toy with her

If I am lost she has a GPS
If I am playful she has temple run
When I am bored she plays music
She has an answer to all my queries

She never every complains
Unless she is hungry
Then I feed her power
And she starts to play again

But one day I realised
She had taken control over my life
I had stopped jogging and cycling
And was addicted to her

Then one day she started acting dumb
And simply would not work
I took her to a nubox clinic
They said she had a viral infection

So now I know when to unplug
And leave my smart wife alone
Cause she can make you really dumb
If you spend the whole day with her

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© copyright, skm, 9th Oct, 2011


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  1. October 9, 2013 at 7:06 am

    ha ha ha.. nice poetry on the smart phone 😛

    • October 10, 2013 at 3:42 pm

      Hi Sneh – glad you liked it. BTW you have a nice name – sneh means love:)

  2. October 10, 2013 at 3:13 pm

    Thank you for making me laugh. I always enjoy reading your posts. I’ve nominated you for the Liebster Award. Here is the link.

    • October 10, 2013 at 3:41 pm

      Hi sayanything – thanks for nominating me. You made my day! I loved reading your blog too – really interesting!!

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